My kids have friends around to play and they are showing them with the aid of the puppet theatre and puppets how colonic irrigation works...... When quizzed by their friends if people actually do this, "yes mama and papa do it all the time: was the reply (ahem "once a quarter" was my wife's reply)
She was so amused by this she left them with water dripping all over the parquet and had to call me to pass on the influence we are extending.
Well at least it wasn't real colonic irrigation water on our nice floor I mused