Well I was sat on the train yesterday work bound with the new Potter book, and the lady opposite me snorted her disgust! Then after a delay of no longer than 5 seconds, launched into a tirade about how the HP books were terrible literature, badly written and a general scourge on the world. Now I tried to explain that , anything that has the following attributes cannot be that bad:
1. 250 million (give or take) sold ,mainly to children - seems to have got many kids reading again
2. The pope doesn't like them
3. Translated into Welsh and Latin (we have both of those in our house)
Then she went on to add that I should have waited till November till the dutch version is released as that will be at least an improvement as all the bad story constructions will be fixed. Now this statement pleased me no end as she must have thought I was dutch, as normally my poor grammar and johnny foreigner accent would have given it away.
Now don't get me wrong I'm not saying HP and JKR are High literature, but they are a cracking read, nicely dark for kids books, and the story flows very nicely naturally allowing long sessions of reading without the post 2 hour sag that I normally suffer from. Even my wife who is an award winning serious writer and poet, agrees they are quite good. (praise indeed if you know my wife)
She kept on and on about it - so at one point I flipped the book over and there on the back was the photo of JKR, I looked over at the woman now red in the face and annoying the whole section of the train , and stated "and she's not only rich but much better looking than you are!".
Bingo, desired effect , angry from Alkmaar left the carriage and sat in second class, 2 other woman in the carriage congratulated me on keeping my cool and getting rid of her, one even patted me on the shoulder.
Now I'm not normally like that, I'm mild mannered and hardly get annoyed, but if I'd had HPs wand with me I'd have turned her into a toad (on second thoughts no need she already was one). Why do people put there noses in where :
a) it not wanted
b) there is no need (as what harm was I doing?)
My wife later thought, maybe she just had her Children's book manuscript rejected by the 10th publisher - Hmm that thought kept me smiling all evening.
Some people
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